PSYCHE! Katy Perry Doesn't Miss Russell.

It looks like all of that talk about "missing Russell Brand" and "being lost without her ex-husband" was complete BS for Katy Perry. She was seen at Coachella with a new boy toy, one Robert Ackroyd, the guitarist for Florence + The Machine. TMZ reports:

The two were also spotted together at the music festival last weekend ... and according to some reports, Katy was already referring to him as her "boyfriend."

Well, it's really not Katy Perry's fault that she is moving on. I don't know them personally, but from what I skimmed on the internet, Russell broke up with her because she partied too much and he was trying to be "clean." ... or maybe it was that she broke up with him because she wanted to party... oh crap, that one sounds way more likely. SUCK IT, KATY!