41-year-old former Cougar of the Day award winner, Cindy Crawford, has now vowed to never pose nude again as long as she lives. I don't know what it is all of a sudden, but many celebrities have said that won't go nude recently, including Brad Pitt, Rihanna, and Julia Roberts. It's a growing trend, and I don't like it! Well, except for the Brad Pitt one, that's good...
Anyway, Cindy has made this vow against nudity to protect her son Presley, eight, and her daughter Kaia, six. She doesn't want the other children at school to make fun of them because of they're mother's nudity. The news website PR-Inside.com reports that Cindy said:
See not only is that disappointing for all the cougar connoisseurs of the world like myself, if I were little Presley, I'd be disappointed too! Why? You ask? Simply because if some little punk kid came up to me and started laughing at me saying "Oooooooo, you're mom poses nude," I wouldn't even miss a beat I'd just say "Yea, and she's Cindy Crawford, punk. Who's your mom? Oh wait, I know, she's FAT!" Then I'd yell out the phrase "SAAAAAAALTED" so loud, he wouldn't get my haunting voice out of his head for weeks. But hey, that's just me. I'm kind of a jerk. But don't tell me that the whole "salted" thing wouldn't be money. It would be so money you don't even know it!
Cindy looking old and hot all at once at the Presbyterian Church's 30th Annual Christmas fundraiser this weekend:
