Hey Everybody, Lindsay Lohan Passed Out. Nothing to See Here.

I never wish ill upon anybody (well, mostly anybody)... but that doesn't stop me from not caring at all when I read about Lindsay Lohan being found unconscious in her room at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey.

She shot some scenes for her movie around 7pm last night until 9am this morning and Lindsay claimed she was "taking a nap" afterwards. Only she left out the "drug-induced" part, because when her producers attempted to rouse her at 10:15am they were unable to.

Her reps are claiming that she was just suffering from extreme exhaustion. However, a girl who is used to staying up until 11am partying every morning and snorting cocaine off of a dead raccoon's body I'm pretty sure would be able to handle one late night.