PETA is finally lashing out at Ashley Olsen (shown above right) and her creepy-looking twin, Mary-Kate Olsen (shown above left), for their disregard for PETA's save-the-furry-animals campaign (or something like that) by outwardly attempting to publicly humiliate the two! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
See, all of this is funny to me for a couple of reasons. First of all, who knew the PETA people were so vicious!? They are willing to publicly humiliate Michelle Tanner # 1 and # 2 for the sake of the little furry creatures of the world. That's hilarious to me... a pro-social non-profit environmental group openly humiliating childhood stars. The second reason why this is funny to me is that, okay, I understand PETA's beef with Ashley, but personally, I always thought that Mary-Kate looked like some sort of jungle baboon and thus cannot be reprimanded by any organization for being cruel to animals if she is some sort of low-level, jungle-dwelling primate herself. However, I also have always thought that Mary-Kate kind of looked like some sort of decrepit, drugged-out, little forest gnome, in which case I believe she technically can be categorized as some sort of creepy and/or "shifty" human... which clearly would make it okay for PETA to be upset with her treatment of animals.
Anyway, all of this is very complicated in my little brain, but before I go, let's just stop and take a moment to laugh at how ridiculous, yet accurate, PETA's dubbing the two girls "The Trollsen Twins" really is. Ahh, that was nice. A good little laugh. Now, for some tea. (Calling to my butler) Umm, Geoffrey, kind sir... some Earl Grey please. Yes sir... right away sir. Ahh, that's better. Sorry I don't know what that whole last part about the English butler was about. Please forgive me.
