Sigh. Why can't good girls date good guys? Celebrity example: Mila Kunis was with the alien formerly-known-as MacCauley Culkin. The creature, now insane and not traditionally what you would consider a human being, dated Mila for a good eight years or so. After Mila came to her senses and broke up with him, I had hope. I thought the world was improving. But alas, she recently focused her sights on yet another world-class douchebag, Ashton Kutcher. Sigh, Mila. SIGH.
