Apparently, Jessica Simpson hates it when other famous women are kind to any of her ex-flames, especially when it involves her good friend, Eva Longoria! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Wow. What a nut job. Does Jessica really think all of her friends have to hate anyone she's been previously romantically linked to? That's kind of childish and crazy. Or did Jessica seriously think Eva was trying to get it on with John Mayer? If that's the case, I just have to say, the guy looks like Edward Scissorhands. He just doesn't seem like Eva's type. I'd say Eva's type is more like the basketball player type with a hysterically funny (to me anyway) French accent... and by that I mean Tony Parker. You know, the guy she's married to and pretty much hasn't stopped publicly gushing over since she caught a Spurs game back in '92. Okay, that was an exaggeration. Back in '92 Tony was about 12-years-old and Eva... well, I think she was still thirty-something. ZING! Man, that was a good one. I'm just going to stop right there before I ruin it.
Moral of the story here: if this is true, Jessica's an absolute nutjob. However, contrary to how badly I want this to be true, I have to accept the fact that Jessica's rep has plainly and simply denied that anything like this ever happened and she and Eva remain good friends. Very boring, I know. Anyway, here's Jessica not doing much other than being hot at LAX last week. Enjoy, kids.
