I Would Do Illegal Things to Sofia Vergara.

I don't know if this Vanity Fair cover means Sofia Vergara's photoshoot is only in the Spanish version or if they are just making this issue themed (hopefully there are coupons for free tapas and articles about how terrible bull-fighting is, which I'm sure applies to all Spanish countries, right?). Regardless, she is looking incredibly MILFy, what with her sexy boobs and cigarettes. Man, that sure is one classy broad that most men would love to defile.

7.03.12 at 06:43:36 PM