Paris Hilton saved an Oompa Loompa this weekend in Miami. Literally! She is now officially a hero. I'm Serious! The New York Daily Mail reports:
Once Mr. Sherwood cut his leg open, no one seemed to notice it... except for Paris! Then she immediately did all she could to help poor Robin. The Daily Mail further reports:
Wow. I guess she's not the devil after all. In fact, if she keeps this up, she'll be some sort of super hero. We already know she has super-human powers. Word has it that if a man looks directly into her eyes, he immediately endures an unbearable burning sensation in his loins. Oh wait, that's not because of some sort of secret super power, it's just that if you get too close, you immediately contract any one of the various highly-potent strands of STDs that she's carrying. Then again, as unconventional as that may be, it's still something! Maybe she really is a super-hero after all. Ahh, Paris Hilton... saving the world, one Oompa Loompa at a time. Literally.
Paris rocking a Rolling Stones tee while leaving the Versace Mansion in Miami on Sunday:
