JWoWW Has "Fashion Sense."

When JWoWW woke up one day last week, she decided to mix animal prints, bright pink ribbon and turquoise. Why? Because it looks GREAT.

There are many reasons why I am glad I am not a woman. Fashion sense is a pretty prominent reason why I'm glad I have a penis. My outfits usually consist of sweatpants I obtained in high school and shirts I picked up at Goodwill for 90 cents each.