Tom Cruise Thinks He Has Telekinetic Powers.

Tom Cruise has reached a new level in Scientology (that's right, you level up... it's basically Skyrimtology). One that gives you telekinetic powers. Plus I hear he is a Level 100 Archer and THAT is just sweet.

"Cruise is at the very advanced "OT VII" stage. Operative Thetans (have) total 'control' over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings."

"At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time."

There has to something more to the story. Tom Cruise can't be insane enough to believe all of this... and if he is and has powers, I hope he doesn't bring his wrath down upon nonbelievers like me. :(