I confess, I am more eager to see Kate Beckinsale in the new "Total Recall" than I am to watch Jessica Biel. (And I'm pretty sure Kate plays a bad, bad girl.) I have nothing against Jessica, except for her face. Which is a lesser face compared to the goddess Kate Beckinsale. Still, compared to 110% of the women I know (I'm even accounting for women I don't know yet) she is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.