Janice Dickinson had an interview with the always handsome and dapper Al Roker on NBC's The Today Show this morning and when she was asked about Jennifer Love Hewitt being called fat because of her recent unflattering bikini pictures, Janice said that Jennifer is healthy and only appeared fat in the photos because of bad lighting and then immediately told Al about another real fatty that she knows (at 2:55 in the YouTube video above):
Al seemed a little shocked and said something about how he didn't think Tyra was fat, and then Janice awkwardly said something about how she loves Tyra and she's only joking. Yea, calling someone of Tyra's thickness fat is always a good choice when you're trying to joke around with people. They don't mind it at all. I remember back in the 3rd grade, there was this kid with a really bad thyroid problem, so he was all fat and bubbly so I called him "Michelin Man" for a new nickname and it stuck for pretty much the rest of his life and he loved me for it! Yep, he wasn't upset at all. In fact, on the day I gave him that name, he was so happy, he went out and got a huge chocolate cake to celebrate. On second thought, maybe he did that to deal with the painful depression I caused him. Hmm... the world will never know. I'll be fine though, and that's all that matters. You gotta look out for number 1, baby!
Side note: along with the insensitive comment about Tyra, Janice also said that her lips are completely real and have never been cosmetically altered with surgery in any way. Yes, and I'm a three-legged pony. At least we know that Janice speaks only the truth and has a solid grip on reality.
