Rachael Ray doesn't care about her size, she just wants to eat! Really, I couldn't tell. ZING! Ahh, I'm only kidding. She's not even fat... she's just... well.. plump. Yea, I think plump is the word I'm looking for. I don't know why but if she were ever a fruit, I picture her as being a round, plump, little purple plum... is all I'm saying, really. Anyway, OK! Magazine reports:
I'm all about women being healthy and not being anorexic. The whole anorexia thing just needs to end anyway. So, that's cool that Rachael Ray's down with her slight plumpness. But I hate Rachael Ray. I don't know too much about her, but every time I see her on TV, I just want to stab myself in the face with a pencil. I hate all those stupid Dunkin Donuts commercials she does. She's talking all loud with her annoying raspy voice saying words like "Delish." Oh, and it doesn't stop there. I once saw her cooking show, and every time she referred to Extra Virgin Olive Oil, she called it E.V.O.O.. Literally, she used that acronym in place of the full word every single time! In a span of about 30 seconds, she must have said "E.V.O.O." about 12 times. True story. I immediately had to shut the TV off and go break stuff just to get the frustration out of my head.
Honestly, Rachael's like that token loud chick back in college. You know the type... she's always drinking way too much coffee so she can't stop talking and she's always using words like "Obvi" and "Whatevs." Yea, every knows that chick. She's litterally "that chick." You know, the one who's "BFF with everyone," and everyone's nice to her face, but then behind her back everyone's like "God, that chick's so loud and obnoxious." Yea, well, back in '92... if Rachael ever went to college... she was definitely that chick!
Rachael at some dessert party in New York last month:
