It depresses me (severely) that Miranda Kerr is still married to Orlando Bloom. Most celebrity marriages don't last longer than 6 months. So, until M-Kerr is single and ready to mingle with me while duct-taped in my basement, I'm going to be feeling a little bit down. If only the women I currently see day to day could look like Miranda.. but my mom is way too lazy to stay on a diet.
