If you watch HBO shows (and you should if you don't want to be a total waste of oxygen), then you should recognize Alison Pill, who is currently on The Newsroom. If you're not quite cool enough to pay for HBO, she also appeared in Scott Pilgrim VS The World as his ex-girlfriend and bandmate. GUESS WHAT SHE DID? (See picture above.)
"Yep. That picture happened. Ugh. My tech issues have now reached new heights, apparently. How a deletion turned into a tweet... Apologies."
APOLOGIES? She tweeted a topless picture of herself and then confirmed it was her. She was even wearing uber dorky glasses. Alison, I think you're my new favorite Retarded Celebrity.