If there is one person in the world that just needs to roll over and die, it's Lindsay Lohan. She was hired (!) to do a cameo with Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5 (ugh). The point of it all was to make fun of her legal/professional issues, so there was little to no acting involved. She just needed to show up. Of course, she flaked.
"Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings. Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work."
"...a call was scheduled to discuss (issues she had with) the script, and Lohan missed that too."
"(Lindsay) began saying she couldn't do the film because she had "walking pneumonia," and went to a hospital Sunday to get her lungs checked."
"She is under contract - so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick," said a source. "She tried to prove she has walking pneumonia."
So let me be the first to call bullshit here. We'll never be able to prove it, but we all know Lindsay Lohan didn't have walking pneumonia. C'MON!