Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to Us Magazine, are "Couple of the Year." Us Magazine reports:
That's cool, I guess. They do do a lot of cool things for poor people. You know, like take their little hopeless children and make them millionaires overnight. Yea, no big deal, really. So, I'm cool with that. They're pretty legit when it comes to at least trying to better the world. You know what's funny though. You know who Us Weekly's number two couple of the year was? Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Us Magazine further says:
That's right! Second in line to Brangelina is TomKat! Which is fine, I guess... but I just have one question... what they hell has Tom ever done other than just jump up and down on couches like a little school girl who just won her class spelling bee and try to impose his radical religious beliefs on others. Hmm? Other than those two things, I'm pretty much at a loss for other examples of why he and Kate should be anywhere near the top. Then again, who wouldn't want to praise someone with a limited amount of self-control and a burning desire to forcefully impose his beliefs upon others. I mean, he's basically a big bundle of fundamental American Ideals personified! But, if that's not enough for them to be number two, there is always Katie Holmes' new bob haircut. I mean, she's doing big things right there with that thing!
