And when I say closet... I mean SHE'S GAY AND AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Which is stupid, by the way, because it's cooler to be gay than it is to be straight in this day and age. I got the stink-eye at my local bodega because I was holding hands with someone of the opposite sex. I support homosexuals and their decisions, but this reversal is really starting to creep me out.