Tom Cruise is just creepy. Sometimes, he dresses his wife, Katie Holmes, up in certain outfits and says creepy things to her. He's brainwashed her completely though, so he's trained her to actually enjoy his creepy tendencies. For instance, Katie told Us Magazine:
That's just creepy. I can picture Tom right now staring at his wife intensely until she starts to feel uncomfortable and begins to blush as he keeps telling her "No. Don't move. I just want to watch you." Then, after a few hours of that, he and his midget frame start to climb up her leg so he can reach her face and give her a little kiss. That's just weird and uncomfortable for Katie, and she really shouldn't have to put up with it. Shockingly though, Katie loves everythign about Tom. In fact, on how little Tommy takes care of her as a husband, she mentioned the following example to Us Magazine:
See, that sounds nice if she was talking about any other man. But, because it's Tom Cruise, I just picture him with this sinister look in his eyes, lighting the candles, and plotting to take over the world with his very own Scientologist stronghold and, unbeknownst to Katie, he refers to her and his daughter as "the chosen ones" in the darkest parts of his mind. So far, he's got his genius take-over-the-world ideas and a small group of family members that he could use as soldiers for his cause... now, the only thing that's missing is a body. For now, he's far too tiny to incite a revolution and control the world. But, if he could somehow hardwire his brain into a normal-sized human body, we might be in store for some trouble. Until then, I think we might be safe... for now!
Katie out Christmas shopping with their alien-ish looking daughter, Suri, earlier in the week:
