Celeb Parasite

Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn

Sources say that Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn have been mixing together like oil and water on the set of their new movie "Four Christmases." Reese is a workaholic perfectionist and Vince is all laid-back and likes to wing it, and they both hate each other for those reasons. The New York Daily News' Gatecrasher reports that an inside source said:

"Vince rolls onto set in the morning looking like he just came in from a night out, while Reese will arrive early looking camera-ready," says our San Francisco source. "Then Reese tries to force Vince into blocking out each scene and running through their lines as Vince tries to convince her that he's an ad-libber and wants to play around and see where the scene goes.""

Oh, no! This ruins everything for me! Reese is one of those girls. You know the one's I'm talking about. You remember them from high school. They're the type that study for about 12 hours the night before a little quiz and when they pass it in they're always like "Oh my God, I failed. I did terrible. There goes my future." Then, when we all get our stuff back, you get like an 84 and you're cool with it and she's all like "Oh my God, I got a 108. I didn't even know that was possible." Then you just want to stab her in the face with a pencil based on principle alone. Yea, that's Reese. Dammit, and she's so hot too. I loved her until I found out that her annoying tendencies were cramping my boy Vince's style. It gets worse, Gatecrasher further reports that a source said:

"She's a one-take perfectionist and Vince likes to try it a few different ways," snickers our snitch. "Sometimes Vince will be standing behind her and he has this look on his face that he just wants to kill her!""

See, I told you! That look on his face isn't simply the "I want to kill her" look. It's the all-too-familiar "I want to stab her in the face with a pencil" look and I'm sure most of us know what he's going through all too well. Poor Vince, don't let her get to you, man. In fact, the best revenge is to just keep your mouth shut and impress her with your fast-talking ways and pretty soon she'll leave the Jake Gyllenhaal character and you'll be with her fine behind. Baaaabbbyyy. I know that works for me. Only, with me, I think it's less of my fast-talking skills and more of my prominent, masculine jaw-line and my broad, hairy chest. But hey, don't get discouraged Vince, not everyone can have both. I think you can still pull this thing off bro... hang in there!

Vince and Reese trying to put there problems behind them by making out real hard on-set one week ago:

12.13.07 at 11:01:21 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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