Paris Hilton is golden to support her philanthropic concerns for humanity! Paris painted herself completely gold and posed out in the Mojave Desert for the Rich Water Foundation, which is some sort of non-profit organization that promotes extracting water from icebergs and relieving regions of the world plagued with drought.
It's funny how when Paris actually wants to fight for a cause, she immediately thinks that the best way to do it is to get naked. That's when you know you're a worthless tramp and there's no turning back. Paris is so skanky and vain, she probably thinks about her own naked body all day, every day. If you took Paris to a psychiatrist's office and did one of those ink-blot tests all you would hear is the following: The Psychiatrist says, "And what do you see now." She responds with "My naked body." And now? "My naked body." What about this one? "Tomato sauce..." Oh okay, that's better. "... all over my naked body." Dammit!!! What's wrong with you, Paris!? Get out of my office, you're unfixable!
