Cougar of the Day: Sandra Bullock, 43

Sandra Bullock

You know, I've sort of forgotten about Sandra Bullock. I always thought she was pretty hot, even though she definitely has certain man-ish characteristics to her, but I didn't realize just how hot she is for her age until today! I mean, this chick is 43-years-old and she's walking around looking like this! That's amazing! I always knew she had potential when I saw her in "Speed" starring opposite Keanu Reeves back in '94. The only problem is, she usually only takes tough manly-girl roles and she's always down-playing her hotness. If I were a 43-year-old woman and I looked like that... hmm... okay, that's just weird, I'll stop there. But you get the idea! Sandra should embrace her hotness more often than she does! She looks great for her age, and therefore, as a way to show my gratitude and offer her a gesture of encouragement to be more girly and hot, I present to her the official Cougar of the Day award! Congratulations, Sandra! I'd send you your little cougar trophy in the mail, but considering how tough and bad-ass you are in many of your on-screen roles, you probably would get suspicious and not open it, then you'd check the return address and come knocking on my front door with a gold badge and a gun ready to "apprehend" me. So, I'll just keep the award verbal for now... but, honestly, it means just as much as it would if I did send you a little trophy, I swear. Instead of the actual, physical object, you can take this gesture as a little piece of my heart for you to place on your mantle. Awww, I know, I'm sweet. I get that a lot. Oh, and if you want to come to my house and "rough me up" a little bit anyway, feel free... I'm into that kind of thing. Baaaabbby!

Anyway, here's Sandra being old and hot out in New York City just last night! Forget all these cougar qualifications, she should get some sort of award for wearing those knee-high slut boots alone! Yeaaaaa ohhhhhh... WOOOO!

12.13.07 at 04:52:21 PM