People think that Britney Spears is so screwed up right now that she's not even worthy enough to make a guest appearance on "American Idol" because producers think that she's "not well enough to do anything" right now. That's when you know it's bad... when Simon Cowell's and his man boobs don't want you anywhere near them! Us Magazine reports that Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe told them the following:
Wow, "not well enough to do anything" is a bit harsh, don't you think, Nigel? I mean, she can still throw down chalupas and suck down Starbucks Frappuccinos with the best of them. Anything to add a little more pork to her hog-like frame. That's gotta count for something, doesn't it!? In fact, it appears that Nigel might actually agree with me. Us further reports:
See that's funny, that reminds me of a traveling carnival that came to my town once... they had this one show with this pig that could do backflips and they described him just like Lythgoe described Britney: "The pig is exceptionally talented, but it does need to be taken care of quite a bit." Aww, that's cute, they're basically the same person! I mean, same animal... wait, that's not right... I mean, Britney and that carnival pig, they have striking similarities! Ahh, you get the idea! See, I've been telling you guys this all along! I'm starting to wonder if she's even human with such hog-like similarities! That's it, check her feet... do you see toes or hooves down there!?!?
