Pamela Anderson wrote in her big-girl diary today to keep us posted on a number of recent sophisticated thoughts that she has been having. Pam says:
You know what, I think Pam's right... Vegas is is the perfect place for her. I mean, she came out of the womb with fishnet stockings on her legs and silicon pumping through her veins, why was she ever NOT in Vegas?
Not to mention, it seems like Pam's found love there as well. See, Pam has been working with world-renowned Dutch illusionist Hans Klok, and it sounds like there's a little magic in the bedroom between the two as well.
TMZ reports that during a taping of "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" it became apparent that Pam and Hans are sexually involved. Specifically, when Craig asked Hans and Pam "Are you guys dating?" she said:
Then, when Hans mentioned and up-coming magic convention, Pam said:
It was at this very moment that David Copperfield came bursting into the studio on the roof of a real-life train wearing nothing but a man-thong and a pair of handcuffs.
Immediately following, CBS security restrained David as he left kicking and screaming saying something about "his big break." He has yet to pay for the damages to the set.
By the way, Pamela said the whole passing-around thing in reference to helping out all the other magicians at the convention... but it's just so much better if you take it out of context!
Ahh yes, Pamela Anderson... successfully bringing smut to all facets of life since the early 90s.
