Jessica Simpson cost the Dallas Cowboys the game Sunday night against the Philadelphia Eagles because her new boyfriend, Tony Romo, always blows the game if he's playing in front of his girlfriends. People magazine reports:
So, looks like Romo choked in front of his hot baby carrot girlfriend. What a loser. Only a real man could be doing the nasty with Jess and still pull off win after win in an NFL season. Not to mention, it seems like every time he has a hot chick in the stands for him, he stinks! He screwed up in a similar manner one year ago when his then girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in attendance cheering him on. People further reports:
Wow, that sucks. What a sissy boy. See, me... back when I was quarterback for my high school football team, I was dating the hottest cheerleader in the school and I didn't screw up once. In fact, at the end of my senior year, I won the game with a huge long pass in overtime, then my whole team put me up on their shoulders and carried me around. Then my hot cheerleader girlfriend came up to me, hugged me, and in the heat of the moment, with all of the passion of victory running through our veins, we just did it in right there on the 50-yard line in front of everyone. Beat that, Romo. I am a damn legend.
Jessica looking cute at the Cowboys loss last night:
