Ahh, nothing quite like some Brooke Hogan topless sports bra pictures! Brooke was out this weekend on Miami Beach's Lincoln Road in not much more than a sports bra as she was jogging. Yep, jogging, it's a new sport. Or is it yogging? It might be a soft "J." I'm not entirely sure though.
So, I just thought I'd let all of the residents in the Miami area know that if they felt any sudden shaking or trembling in the buildings they were in, including deep, thick vibrations cutting through the very foundations of those buildings, please do not be alarmed, it was only the result of Brooke's massive feet slamming against the pavement! Contrary to how it may appear, I'm not saying Brooke's fat. She's not, by any means. She's just... well... what's the word... not thick... umm... strong! Yea, that's the word I'm looking for... strong! She's a strong young woman. I'm talking like gladiator strong. No, even stronger than that. I'm talking like she leaves crumbled concrete footsteps in the pavement when she walks. I'm talking like... HULK strong!
Yea, that's it, I don't know why, but I think "Hulkish" seems like the word of choice to accurately describe her stature. I mean, she looks exactly like her dad only with more estrogen! There, I said it! In a strange way though, she's kind of hot. I guess I'm into hulkish chicks. I don't know what that means though. I'm sure the psychologists out there will blame it on some sort of repressed attraction that I had for Hulk Hogan when I was a kid... either way, I'm going to take some time out of my day and enjoy these photos of Brooke. I suggest you do the same. Enjoy what I've done for you here.
