Mena So-Ugly With No Hair

Mena Suvari Shaved Head

So yea, I'm not sure if she lost a bet, or if someone was like: "Okay, Mena, time to go put on your Alien outfit." If it was the latter, then clearly Mena's a good, old-fashioned, obedient girl.

With the G.I. Jane hairdo and the bug-eyed sunglasses, Mena is about one glowy finger away from officially "phoning home."

Anyway, it's still Mena Suvari, and every time I see her I think of that scene in American Beauty when she's that dirty little cheerleader covered in rose petals begging Kevin Spacey for a bath. Go big Kev! Stud. So that's cool.

Sadly, however, those days are gone and we're left with this. Ahh! The agony of nostalgia!

8.03.07 at 05:34:10 PM