You have to see these Danielle Lloyd slut pictures! They're amazing! And that's not me calling her a slut... she seriously went out and dressed up as a slut on purpose to celebrate her 24th birthday yesterday. That's right, not only is she a hot British glamour model tramp dressed in a provocative manner, which is good enough for me as it is, but it's her birthday too! Happy 24th, Dani!!! (I think that's what the Brits prefer to call hot chicks named Danielle).
The only thing that disturbs me a little bit is trying to figure out how Danielle came up with this idea to celebrate her birth in this manner. Did she just wake up in the morning and say... ahh yes, I'm twenty-four, and what better way to celebrate than to have my very own "Pimps and Tarts Party." Which is exactly what she did yesterday right in Essex, England. If that's what went down, it sounds like something Paris Hilton would do. So, I guess it's good to know that Paris' skank mentality isn't limited to this side of the Atlantic. Rather, our kind, older brothers to the east also have their share of skanks. Wonderful. I say we all get together and celebrate this common unity. What do you say I go and flame up some burgers on the grill and you guys go through some haddock on a skillet and boil some Earl Grey!? Sound's like a plan, eh chap? Right oh!
Anyway, here's Danielle being the ungodly hot British skank that she is in an amazing little skank dress. Enjoy what I've done for you here.
