Casey Anthony Thinks That Her Daught Was a Rape Baby and That Makes Murder Okay.

Casey Anthony claims that she was raped at a party when she was 18 and that's how Caylee was conceived. And why is she saying this? Because she obviously thinks that since Caylee was a rape baby it was okay to "let her die" (i.e., murder her). Also her former psychiatrist can't keep his mouth shut.

Dr. Jeff Danziger says that Casey claimed that she had, "two beers, possibly given another drug. Woke up passed out ... Don't remember anything at a party, age 18. This is how she said she got pregnant."

If she thought that this would make herself, her therapist of the world feel better... she was absolutely wrong.

1.11.12 at 11:22 PM   

Yvonne Strahovski. Naked for Sports Drinks.

Sobe is good at getting ridiculously hot actresses to pose naked for them. They are the over-muscled, pushy douchebag of sports drinks. You may not like them or understand them, but holy crap do they get the job done. Yvonne Strahovski was the most recent victim of Sobe pressure at the end of the night... and I can't say I mind. Because who doesn't want to see Yvonne naked? She could be skinning a deer and I wouldn't mind her being naked. In fact, I'd prefer it.

1.10.12 at 11:19 AM   

Corey Feldman Was Molested - Teehee!

Corey Feldman is telling the completely reputable source The Sun that is he going to write a book that names two Hollywood celebrities that molested him as a child. Here's hoping that there will be a big "Michael Jackson touched me!" reveal. Either that or Keifer Sutherland raw-dogged him on the set of "Lean on Me."

I cannot honestly think of a reason why this is a good idea. Does he want attention? Does he want people to understand why he always have that really long strand of hair flying about in his stupid face? Are we supposed to feel bad that he was touched by celebrities as a child which put him on the path to be a weird celebrity himself? If someone touched you in a naughty place when you were little, Corey, either tell your therapist or keep that sh*t to yourself. The public doesn't need to know about any under-age flaccid adventures.

1.10.12 at 11:05 AM   

Blue Ivy is Going to Be Well Adjusted

I can tell just by what Auntie Kelly Rowland bought Blue Ivy that this little girl is going to grow up well adjusted and not a freak of nature (just kidding, she totally will). Kelly Rowland went shopping for a gift for Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby girl Blue Ivy Carter in NYC. She hit up the Lucky Wang (seriously?) baby boutique and picked up a green Bob Marley onesie.

I have nothing against Bob Marley... it's just going to be hilarious to see a baby be a totally strung out thug by the age of 4.

1.10.12 at 10:52 AM   

Sofia Vergara Rescued a Woman in Vegas

Sofia Vergara should be known as the angel with two enormous, jiggly wings on her chest. Because that's what she is. An angel.

When she was in Las Vegas for New Years Eve, she helped out a woman who collapsed in front of her. The woman she rescued was coming out of Hyde nightclub at the Bellagio around 3AM New Year's Day, when she fell unconscious. Sofia ran over and called for her cousin (who is a doctor) to come help. Once they established she was breathing and not drowning in her own puke, they waited for the paramedics to arrive.

Sofia claims that the woman "was just a little drunk, you know. It was Vegas. It was New Year's." She still doesn't realize that she is an angel, though. Because I saw plenty of people collapsing on NYE... only I laughed and took pictures of them while they were face-down in a storm drain.

1.10.12 at 10:48 AM   

GOD, Lady Gaga. No One Cares.

Lady Gaga, don't misinterpret me writing about your stupid android photo shoot for French Vogue for me being interested in your life or career. It would, in fact, make my day to know that you were kidnapped by terrorists and never seen (or heard) again. So, here we go:

Lady Gaga, who thinks herself the epitome of frightening and magnetic sexuality, forgot that the public has already seen her breasts multiple times. So,she was probably surprised when no one cared about her dressed up as a slutty, breast-flashing C-3PO. I can only assume that after experiencing the human emotion known as disappointment, she went home, drank the blood of a cow and made her gimp tell her how much he loves her.

1.09.12 at 10:44 AM   

Elin Nordegren Demolishes Old Mansion to Make New Mansion.

Elin Nordegren demolished her old mansion. She claims she did it because it wasn't "up to code" and was infested with termites. But I know better. I know it's because she is a woman and can't handle things. So she ate a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, watched Steel Magnolias and then had her multi-million dollar estate demolished.

The new house she is going to be build will be much more modest than the last. ... LULZ, just kidding it's going to be huge:

-- 9 bedrooms
-- 2 large living rooms
-- huge formal dining room
-- 2 kitchens
-- large pool
-- grotto
-- pool cabana with living room
-- 2 jacuzzis
-- detached guest house with 3 bedrooms
-- 3 guest bungalows
-- wine cellar
-- largemaster wing with crazy big walk in closet
-- basement that runs the entire length of the house


There will be 120 feet of retaining walls, and they are bringing in 4100 cubic yards of soil. Sigh... if only I had a mansion that I could demolish and then just rebuild for funsies.

1.09.12 at 10:36 AM