Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

LiLo Headed for the Slammer?

Now don\'t get too excited, but Lindsay Lohan could go to jail on Tuesday for violating her probation. Lindsay is, of course, convinced that she has done nothing wrong and the only reason she is facing jail-time is because the Judge hates her. ... well I\'m sure (like the rest of the free world) the Judge hates her, but she also violated her probation. Lindsay does not understand that Judge ... [Full Story]

Also - Lindsay Hires Iraqi Torturer?

Okay so maybe being a member of the Israeli Defense Force isn\'t the same as being a torturer in the Iraqi Republican Guard. I\'m obviously getting some things confused after watching all 6 seasons of Lost over 2 weeks. **SPOILER** They are apparently on an island. Back to the main issue here - Lindsay has gone off the deep end enough where she feels vulnerable enough to attach herself to a ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is Super Sober

It\'s good to see Lindsay finally on the straight and narrow.. giggling like a retard in the front seat of her Suburban. (Okay so I take the sober thing back and replace it with meth high.) It\'s too bad that she doesn\'t shoot up some tainted heroin and drop off of the face of the earth, because I\'m having trouble making jokes about her that aren\'t related to her drug abuse or the fact ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Gets Punched in the Face

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that some ballsy stranger had the chance to slug Lindsay Lohan in the face... simply for being Lindsay. According to US Magazine: \"The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face!\" the insider tells Us. \"Doug didn\'t want any part of it and ... [Full Story]

Her Mom Would be Proud

If it looks like a banana... smells like a banana.. feels like a banana... and tastes like a banana... it\'s probably a banana. The same concept applies with Lindsay Lohan. (Replace banana with \"street walker with HIV.) Now that we know that she got out of jail only because an incompetent cop dropped her cocaine on the ground that she snorted with a L\'Oreal card... it\'s obvious. Lindsay ... [Full Story]

How Lindsay Lohan Avoided More Jailtime

OHHHHHH. So this is why Lindsay Lohan didn\'t end up a lesbian behind bars just a wee bit sooner. In 2007, Lindsay\'s DUI case was quickly plea bargained... why? Because her arresting officer mistook her COCAINE for a crushed up breath mint. According to the Santa Monica Police report, the officer \"discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface ... [Full Story]

Some Day LiLo Will be Dead in a Ditch

I can only hope that a day will soon come when Lindsay Lohan will be found in a ditch after a drug-fueled night of partying. That sounds horrible, but it\'s honestly doing the world a favor. Keeping up with her M.O., she arrived to tape a show 10 hours late... even though Double Exposure claimed she was only 8 hours shy of the time she was supposed to show up. (How sweet.): \"She was 10 ... [Full Story]

True Blood Not Cheap Enough for Lindsay

Horrible news alert: LiLo is not-so-slyly trying to wiggle into the ensemble of True Blood. If Lindsay Lohan strong armed her way onto the cast of True Blood, I\'d seriously consider not watching the show. Or claiming to not watch the show while I sobbed onto the television screen and gently stroked my screen-Sookie and told her I didn\'t mean those nasty things I said. If anyone should make ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is Looking a Little Britney

At one point in history, saying that a girl looked a little bit like Britney Spears was a compliment of the highest order. Now... it\'s an insult right above \"your mother is a hooker.\" Lindsay, with her strange choice of old-lady dress and fire-engine red lipstick, isn\'t looking much better than B-Spears. So if she is wanting everyone to forget that she is some kind of trashy club slut ... [Full Story]

Our Favorite Fugitive

Living the life of a fugitive is hard - you need to get pedicures, wear sloppy grandma tops and drag your underage sister to clubs until 2am. How can anyone manage a hard life like that? Speaking of sloppy tops - wtf is going on with Lindsay Lohan? Her body looks like that of a 65 year old Spanish teacher who can\'t grasp the concept of a support bra. If I wanted to see scary things ... [Full Story]

Lindsay is a Jokehan

Apparently Lindsay is doing some method-acting prep work for the time she\'ll be spending in jail, post-SCRAM accident. After the MTV Movie Awards, the SCRAM bracelet went off - AKA Lindsay \"Going to be in jail\"-han was sipping some bub or was attempting to remove said bracelet. Maybe she is accepting her fate as jailhouse lesbian bait, seeing that she is dressing up in little more than ... [Full Story]

Someone Get These Ugly Freckles Away From Me

The day that Lindsay Lohan decides to become a white trash hoarder that never leaves her home and sleeps on a pile of newspapers and dead cats will be the happiest day of my life. The fact that I\'m forced to look at pictures of Lindsay Lohan\'s Cheeto freckles makes me sick to my stomach. Why can\'t The Internet just leave her alone??? At one point, back when she was sort-of underage, she ... [Full Story]