Well, it's official, Ali Larter is marrying her boyfriend... some nobody actor named Hayes MacArthur. Yea, I never heard of him either. I'm just a little upset that the chick from "Heroes" who's famous for the whipped cream scene from that movie Varsity Blues is going to be taken forever. People magazine reports:
See, that's funny to me... the whole "this will be first marriage for both" thing. I know it doesn't necessarily mean that they won't last, but it sort of implies that this is the first of many more to come. Ahh, nothing says "I love you more" than "I want you to be my first wife... of many." At the wedding what's the toast going to be?.. Maybe something like "May this be a healthy and happy marriage, with many more to come!" Ahh, that's beautiful. It really upholds the sanctity of marriage. Then again, I know why they put it that way... because they know that Ali's never going to be truly happy until she's with me! That's it, I've got to go steal her away now, before they actually get married... you know, so we don't have to deal with any of the legal stuff! Then again, it seems that Ali really does love this Hayes character. People further reports:
Wow, she knew she wanted to marry him and have babies after three weeks. See, for me, right there I would have known we were done. I'd be like, marriage!?! We're moving way too fast, honey. Looks like we've got a stage 4 clinger on our hands! But... about the babies part, I'm down with that. What, don't look at me... Ali's rich and famous... and what better way to force her to allow me to leech off of her fame and fortune with a kid. Nothing says "REATAINER" like an illegitimate child with a celebrity. Hey, I'm just looking out for #1, also known as me. Babbbbbbbbyyyyyyy!
Ali out looking hot picketing with the writers in front of Universal Studios:
