Pamela Anderson may be getting a divorce and ending what would be a very short-lived, 2-month-long marriage to scumbag husband Rick Salomon. People magazine reports:
Nooooo! Don't do it, Pamela! Stay together! At least for the kids! Wait, both of your kids were produced via Tommy Lee's sperm... which means that Rick Salomon is basically nothing more to the kids than that creepy guy from the Paris Hilton porno video who lives with mommy. Hmm... yea, on second thought, maybe it's best that you don't work things out. The kids would probably be better off having a serial killer for a step-dad. Or Bigfoot. At least Bigfoot could go on hikes with them and teach them about nature and the outdoors. What's Rick going to do? Pull out the sex-tape he made with Paris and give a play-by-play analysis of what's going on in there? That's pretty much where his expertise in life begins and ends. You know what Pam, there are plenty of fish in the sea... and they all like silicone boobs... so, I say you go through with the divorce and throw this one back!
Pam out and about in Malibu wearing really cool boots this past Friday probably right around the time she filed for divorce:
