Tara Reid Parties Hard, Hurts Herself Doing Just That

Tara Reid

Apparently, Tara Reid likes to party so hard, that she actually hurts herself sometimes! The New York Daily News' Gatecrasher reports:

The actress was allegedly treated at a local hospital for cuts and bruises suffered during a night out on the party island of Bali. Reid arrived there Friday night from Australia, planning to shoot ads for an Aussie sleepwear range. But photo agency X17 reported that she “fell accidentally while out late at night partying” and was treated before returning to her hotel to recover. Reid’s PR insists that she was not tended by a hospital, although pics of her with scratches and a gauze pad on a bloody elbow surfaced Monday [shown above]."

I can picture Tara all drunk and high on drugs standing up on some bar table and jumping to grab onto a ceiling fan screaming out: "Everyone look at me, I can fly!!!" Then BOOM! Her bony, withered little body slams up against the ground and the next thing she knows she's looking around everywhere for a little gauze to control the bleeding. Aww, Tara, you're so cute. You do ridiculous things and hurt yourself because you're looking for attention. That's nice. You're just like my niece... the only difference is, she's twelve and you're 32. Wait a minute, Tara's 32-years-old!!! I didn't know she was that old! And with that anorexic, damaged body, it's only a matter of days before she starts taking calcium tablets for her osteoporosis! That's crazy!

12.18.07 at 12:15:21 PM