Apparently, Tara Reid likes to party so hard, that she actually hurts herself sometimes! The New York Daily News' Gatecrasher reports:
I can picture Tara all drunk and high on drugs standing up on some bar table and jumping to grab onto a ceiling fan screaming out: "Everyone look at me, I can fly!!!" Then BOOM! Her bony, withered little body slams up against the ground and the next thing she knows she's looking around everywhere for a little gauze to control the bleeding. Aww, Tara, you're so cute. You do ridiculous things and hurt yourself because you're looking for attention. That's nice. You're just like my niece... the only difference is, she's twelve and you're 32. Wait a minute, Tara's 32-years-old!!! I didn't know she was that old! And with that anorexic, damaged body, it's only a matter of days before she starts taking calcium tablets for her osteoporosis! That's crazy!