If you're a fan of Fergie Fergalicious, or if you're just into checking out transvestite photoshoots, I threw up a few pictures of Fergie trying to be sexy in the January 2008 issue of Blender magazine. All right, all right, I actually think she looks pretty hot in this photoshoot, that's always a good thing... but there's just something about her face that sort of resembles some sort of bulldog from outer space. I mean, I don't know if they actually have bull-dogs in outer space.. or if there are even aliens living out there in the universe in little suburban communities out on the rocky terrain of some unidentified planet... but if such communities do exist and there are alien families across the universe like that, I imagine if some of them had little bulldog pets, they would look just like Fergie. Well, not all over. Like in the face. That's all I'm saying.
Note: How ridiculous is it that the cover of this magazine says that Fergie is their official "Woman of the Year." At first, I was appalled, and thought: "What has Fergie ever done that was "Woman of the Year" worthy other than pee her pants on stage a couple of years ago!? Then, I figured, ahh they're probably just screwing with us... and they'll re-release their January 2008 issue with a nice, sexy photoshoot of Hillary Clinton. I can see it now, Hillary looking all sexy in one of those woman-suits striking poses sprawled out on a desk at one of her campaign headquarters. Ahh nothing's sexier than a middle-aged female politician in a suit. That stuff gets my blood flowing! EVERYWHERE! BAABBBBBYYY!
Sorry for the tangent. Nevertheless, enjoy what I've done for you here. Also, I would like to say that I recognize that these photos are medium-quality at best. We will provide you with high-quality scans if and when they are available. Until then, laaaaaaaate. Only I can say that. Don't ever use that. Only I alone am cool enough to say things like that. Don't get discouraged, though. Your time will come... maybe.
