Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt: The Wedding's Off!!!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

The Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt wedding is officially off! The broke the news in an exclusive interview with Us Magazine. With that said, the first thing Heidi wants to do is sell the engagement ring! Us reports:

Says Montag,"We're just going back to being boyfriend and girlfriend..." as Pratt interjects without mockery, "...when our relationship was flawless." So where is Montag's engagement ring? "I turned it into a pendant," she says. "It wasn't my dream ring. I don't like what it represents. I might sell it.""

Ahh nothing says "I love you" more than selling the engagement ring your boyfriend bought you. Don't worry, it gets worse. Us further reports:

Pratt says he's sorry: "I need to accept that Heidi wants her princess wedding and that she is the boss." Montag, for her part, doesn't sound ready to give up quite yet: "I have a high tolerance for pain. I've lived with Spencer.""

Not only is this dude's name "Spencer," but he admits that his girlfriend is a "princess" and that she is the "boss." Wow. Now I'm questioning who the man is in the relationship. It seems that Heidi clearly wears the proverbial "pants" in the relationship... I'm also wondering if Spencer actually still has all of his male reproductive organs after this interview!

I can see it now... a few years from now, they're married and Heidi's in the living room drinking Budweiser and watching Monday Night Football while Spence is upstairs in their bedroom blowing bubbles and watching cartoon re-runs of "My Little Pony." Hey, what do you want, that's just the way it is and the way it has to be. Big Spence already said it... Heidi's like Tony Danza... she's the boss!

12.19.07 at 12:07:21 PM