Jamie Lynn Spears to Sell Her Baby for $1 Million!

Jamie Lynn Spears

Although Jamie Lynn Spears has not been paid anything yet for sharing her pregnancy story with OK! Magazine she will be paid $1 million dollars for a photoshoot of her and the baby after it is born. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Britney's family tell TMZ it all started when Britney melted down on an OK! Magazine photo shoot. Britney's mom, Lynne, read the article (who didn't?!) and called OK! personally to thank them "for handling it so well." She stayed in touch with OK!, and called them this week when she learned that news of Jamie's pregnancy was about to break. Her only requirement? Keep Britney out of it. This is about Jamie Lynn. "She trusted them to do it in a way that would be sympathetic to her daughter," our source says."

Right. Nothing's more tasteful and sympathetic than selling your 16-year-old pregnant daughter's story to the press. Where did Jamie's (and, of course, Britney's) mother learn those types of family values? Was it before or after she replaced the rusty hubcaps on her trailer home back when she was a young girl growing up in Mississippi? Yea, it's all about the sympathy. The extra $1 million had nothing to do with it. Sure. TMZ further reports:

We're told Jamie and mom did not want money, but OK! has agreed to pay $1 million to the younger Spears for a photo shoot when the child is born."

Oh, that's cute. So the magazine gave the family $1 million dollars as a nice little bonus for Jamie getting pregnant before she even made it to prom night. Ahh, pregnant minors... They're such little gems, aren't they? They deserve to be rewarded with obscene amounts of cash for making bad decisions. That's what this world is all about, after all, isn't it? That's it, I'm disgusted. I need a break from this nonsense... I'm gonna go hang out with Britney. She's the only stable one in the family these days.

12.19.07 at 12:21:37 PM