It turns out that Jamie Lynn Spears' baby's daddy might have committed a felony by impregnating Jamie, according to Louisiana state law. Us Magazine reports:
Wow, that sucks. This kid is totally screwed. Its mommy is a pregnant minor and its daddy might be a felon. And its auntie (Britney Spears)... well, yea... there's really not much else I have to say righ there. This whole situation is tough. See kids, don't make bad decisions like Jamie Lynn did, it could mess up your whole life.
On another note, there's something hilarious to me about Louisiana state law. I don't know anything about it, but I just picture a group of fat redneck sheriffs and deputies wearing beige uniforms walking around some alligator-infested Louisiana swamp lands with little twigs of wheat in their mouths talking some sort of incoherent southern mumbling saying something like "Check them there contents of them there alligators' stomach for traces of that Aldridge boy... I got myself a hunch he done been killed there." Then the deputy says... "But dem there Mr. Sheriff, Casey Aldridge is done there alive and well with the Spears family... this isn't a murder investigation." Then the sheriff gets disgruntled and starts shouting out "Damn boy, don't you talk back to me. I said check the stomach! Stick your hand right down that there alligator's throat! I reckon you 'gone see that Aldridge boy's head down in there..." Then the deputy says.. "But Mr. Sheriff...." Then the sheriff hits him with a stick and spits on him and says: "Dammit boy, just do what I done there tell you!"
