Aww, that's a cute high school yearbook photo, isn't it? If you don't already recognize him, it's Casey Aldridge, the young man who impregnanted the 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and now faces felony charges because of it! Now, let's take a moment and look into the life of this stand-up young gentleman. Us Magazine reports:
You know, he really does look quite kind in that little bow-tie of his. So where did the bad decision-making come from out of this seemingly responsible young man? Ahh, I know what it is... he's probably one of those kids who's real nice to his girlfriend's parents and is all nice on the outside, then the moment the parents leave he eats everything in the fridge and impregnates their little girl. That's just sneaky. I don't like sneaks.
But hey, props to him for making the magic happen. Maybe he'll get a cut out of the $1 million that Jamie's going to get for a photoshoot with OK! once the kid is born... so it might work out for him in the end. So, I'm left with this one question: Is this Casey Aldridge character sneaky and malicious or simply an economic genius!? He could be a genius... Then again, I don't think they have too many geniuses in The South. Although I did see one guy down there who made his own house out of empty Budweiser cans. That was pretty impressive.
