Jessica Alba Is Pregnant, But She's Not Getting Married!

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba is not planning on marrying Cash Warren, even though she is the child-bearer of his unborn baby. Us Magazine reports:

Alba, 26, and boyfriend Cash Warren, 28, who split July 22 only to reunite in late August, currently don't have plans for a wedding. In fact, a source tells Us, "She doesn't want to be pregnant in a dress!" But a wedding was on Alba's to-do list just before she broke up with Warren. "She wanted to get married, but Cash wasn't ready," says a source."

Yea, so Jessica broke up with Cash over the summer because he wasn't ready to commit to marriage. Now, clearly, they're back together and she's pregnant, but they're not getting married. What is that!? Some kind of sick compromise where Cash says, okay, I'm still not ready for a wedding, but let's do the whole baby thing!? Either that, or Cash just realized he was a nobody and this perfect angel, Jessica, must have hit her head pretty hard when she fell down from heaven because obviously she must think that Cash is some sort of unbelievably talented, great-looking man... because he is, in fact, none of those things! But hey, I'm just waiting for a divorce. That gives me a enough time to train and make myself physically irresistable for Jessica in a few years when she's back out on the market looking for a new man!

Jessica out covering up the early stages of her child-rearing tummy with a big coat earlier this week:

12.21.07 at 09:37:21 AM