Martha Stewart was caught saying some nasty things about Donald Trump when she was on Joan Rivers' show the other day. Apparently, Rosie O'Donnell isn't the only celebrity who hates "The Donald"! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Wow, I always knew Martha was a frigid woman, but that's just horrible! Wishing that Trump was slaughtered! You know, wishing death upon another human being really sheds light upon the kind of woman Martha is. What cold, disgusting soul. I really can't stand Martha. I wish Trump was around to comment. Because I just know that if he were around, he would have puckered up his lips and had his golden-red hair all propped up like a rooster and gone on some rant about how Martha's really just a man in drag... because that's usually how ruthless he is, and as much I can't stand Donald much either, you have to admit, the guys a legend with insults.
You know, I bet back when Donald was back in the 4th grade he was so good at making insults he'd make little girls cry. Then, all the "tough kids" would see him being all awkward and pale with his funny-looking reddish hair... but no one would dare go near him and make fun of him because they knew that he was the best at insults and wouldn't hold back for anyone. You know, every school had one... that weird mean kid who would stand in the corner at recess by himself eating twinkies until someone came near him and he made strange animal noises until all the other kids ran away and started crying. Ahh, just another day in the life of The Donald! It will be interesting to see what this Stewart-Trump rivalry with escalate into!