Lynne Spears, mother of both Britney Spears and 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, told K-Fed about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy before she told Britney! Us Magazine reports:
Wait, so let me get this straight. Lynne Spears was hiding her 16-year-old daughter's pregnancy from her crazy celebrity daughter, Britney, but she told Britney's no-talent, low-life ex-husband about the pregnancy. Wow, and I thought my family got crazy around the Holidays! I mean, this is beyond crazy. The relationships between these people are sort of like what you expect from people who live in a trailer home down south. Oh wait, isn't that where most of them came from to begin with!? Yea, so I guess I shouldn't be so surprised after all.
I bet when they all get together for Christmas dinner they pour Budweiser on the turkey as a substitute for gravy and use rusty hubcaps for plates. I bet the Spears' extended family is comprised of cousins marrying cousins and all that too! But then again, what says "family love" more than in-bred children!? In that case, maybe the Spears' family got it right and all of our family values are wrong!
