Lindsay Lohan's Ex, Riley Giles, Says She's a Sex Addict!

Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles

Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Riley Giles, shown in the above picture in Utah with Lindsay in October, says that Lindsay is a sex-addict! Access Hollywood:

In a new interview with Britain’s News of the World Giles says that Lindsay is a sex addict and goes into somewhat graphic description of what they did together and tells of what she looks without clothes on. He asserts to the tabloid that Lohan, “quit coke & got hooked on sex with me.” Healso describes a mountain cabin getaway where the two went to escape rehab together.He says they locked the door, tore off their clothes and went at it “like rabbits.”"

Riley said even more sophisticated things like:

“If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.”

Oh, nice to know he's a psychologist now. He sees things so clearly doesn't he? Then he said:

“And we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.”

Oh wow, it sounds like a postcard! If only my life could be so picture-perfect! And then he said:

“The first time we had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off.”

Okay, that part I understand. If I were him, I'd be like: "Holy Moly! This is Lindsay Lohan! I can't believe this is actually happening!" Then he got a little graphic:

“Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.”

Nice. Anyway, he finally got all sentimental and told The News of the World:

“Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I’d say that to her, too… And I don’t say that to a lot of girls.”

Wow, this guy seems like a modern-day Casanova. When a guy describes to a tabloid the roundness of his ex-girlfriend's backside and then mentions how he told her he loved her even though he doesn't say those kinds of things to "a lot of girls," you just know it's real. It's love really. Love in it's fully-blossomed form. There really is no love that is more... well... umm... "lovely" than that right there. It's a shame they're not together anymore. This boy was clearly a strong, loving, sophisticated young man that really would have helped Lindsay get on track if their relationship had developed into something more serious and long-term. Yea, it's not like he sounds like an idiotic scumbag saying these things. Nope, not at all. Oh, and while we're on the subject of disbelief... this whole Lindsay being a sex-addict thing... it just can't be true. You know, based on her past behavior and all, a girl like her would never encounter such problems. Nope, not her... never!

Lindsay wearing her patented leggings and knee-high "sexy boots" as I like to call them while she was traveling around during the holiday season:

12.26.07 at 11:21:37 AM