Victoria Beckham got robbed! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
So, there you have it, Posh got robbed. Or should I say, "ROBE-d"? Get it, because the thief stole her robe! No? Nothing? Terrible joke. I'm aware. Moving on, aside from the ridiculous amount of money celebrities spend on one pair of shoes, how sweet is it that she had her name on the bad of her stolen robe. I'm going to have my bathroom robe embroidered, it's a brilliant idea and I've never thought of it. The only thing is, I dont' have a cool, made-up descriptive name for an alias like "Posh" does. Well, it looks like I'm going to have to make one up... and I will do that right now... and the name that I will have embroidered across the chest of my robe will be... "Scrumtrilescent!" Yep, it will be that on the front, and then Mr. Benedict right on the back! Ahh, it's good to be me!
As for Victoria's thoughts after the robbery... an inside source told Page Six the following:
See, that's funny... that's the very same thing I said when I once left my coat in the coat check of a local bar. I had to go back there a couple of days later with my stub, but they couldn't find my jacket for a while. Then, finally, after I described it, they found it and gave it to me. At which point, I finally grabbed my coat and stared the coat-check girl right in the eye and said: "Thank you for this. Fashion means everything to me." And then I turned abruptly and made a dramatic entrance. I never looked back... but you just know that the moment I turned away with such passion... such intensity... the coat-check girl couldn't help but fall in love with me right there.
Victoria and the rest of The Spice Girls performing in Madrid, Spain just the other day:
