Proof That Lindsay Lohan Was a Sex-Addict With Her Ex

Lindsay Lohan

Remember how Lindsay Lohan's most recent ex-boyfriend, Riley Giles, said that she was a sex addict? Well, after you see these very sexual pictures that Lindsay took with Riley when they were together, you can't help but believe that big Riley was actually telling the truth!

Don't you just love it when hot chicks act all silly and take half-goofy, half-sexual pictures? They're usually really fun to look at. The only problem is, the really hot girls who do it usually have idiot loser boyfriends. You know, with blow-out haircuts and tribal tattoos around their steroid-inflated, fake-tanned biceps. Then those boyfriends see those pictures and they start screaming at their girlfriends bout how "Yo girl, don't be going around showing those pictures to everyone, take them off of mySpace, they're only for me."

Or, it could be the opposite reaction with the same kind of guy. You know, those "Ya Dude" types that say... "Yo, I go and get my blow-out lined up twice a week over at Lou Diamonds over in Long Island so my hair looks nice and tight for my hot girlfriend. What? You don't think my girlfriend's hot? You don't believe me? Well I got pictures of her acting all sexual to prove it, load up mySpace, let me prove it to you!" Ahh, modern society. It's a beautiful thing. And, it's also beautiful to know that our richest and most successful celebrities are enticed by "Ya-Dude" losers just like that. Oh Lindsay, I know you're broken-up from Riley now, but honestly, where did you ever find such a kind and sophisticated young man!? And now you're left without him... forever! 'Tis a shame, really.

Anyway, here's Lindsay looking hot and sexy in all of the pictures in this gallery except for the hideous one shown above. That main picture above reminds me of when a dog sticks its snout right into the camera lens. She doesn't look much better than that in that pic either! ZING! Anyway, enjoy kids.

12.27.07 at 04:37:21 PM
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