I Would Marry Emmanuelle Chriqui Right Now

Anyone who likes girls will be happy to know that Emmanuelle Chriqui is hitting the big screen in Adam Sandler's upcoming movie You Don't Mess With The Zohan.

Who is Emmanuelle Chriqui, you ask? Well, say this to yourself in your best Ace Ventura voice (you know, when he does the "I'm looking for Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts" thing really fast). Ok here goes.

Emmanuelle Chriqui is a Canadian actress born in Montreal, Quebec on December 10, 1977. She has a moderate list of acting credits in both television and the big screen. Aside from gaining exposure from her two appearances on FOX's The O.C., Emmanuelle is probably most known for her role as Sloan on HBO's hit series Entourage. She is the daughter of Jewish immigrants from Morocco and is currently re-defining our current human understanding of "hotness."

Did you get all of that? Well, I hope so, because I think Emmanuelle is finally making her mark and she's here to stay. How can you not love her? She's hot, cute, and beautiful all at the same time. Not to mention, seeing her in jeans, a white tank top, and a pair of old-school Chuck Taylors throwing a softball around leaves me nothing short of being in love.

Ahh Sloan, too bad you found another man, because I think it's safe to say that Eric "I 'F'ed" that up" Murphy will be crying himself to sleep for weeks after seeing you as adorable as you are here... with or without the comfort of a random, not-even-close-to-being-as-hot-as-you Brit from last episode.


By the way, I was just wondering if anyone could tell me why Adam Sandler looks like a homeless person in these pictures?

No big deal, I was just wondering.

8.07.07 at 11:54:30 AM