Jessica Simpson's movies have failed so badly recently, that they're going straight to DVD! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Ahh, and who said Jessica was only blonde hair and good looks!? I mean, this chick has other talents. Sure, her movies don't do well in theaters, but at least she has DVDs that we can go out and purchase. Sure, those sales probably do particularly well either. But, hey, at least she has DVDs out there! I know people who don't even have that! Then again, since Christmas, I noticed that a lot more people I know got new camcorders that record straight to DVDs. You know, like home videos and stuff. So, technically, I guess those ordinary, talent-less people (no offense) that I know actually have real DVDs starring themselves as well.
So, on second thought, maybe Jessica isn't that special after all. There goes my "Jessica's not only blonde hair and good looks" theory! Yea, she's pretty much useless. Okay, okay, I'll give her another chance. But until she throws on a pair of Daisy Dukes again, I say stay clear of the big screen. Thanks.
