Okay, so it's not that I'm getting sick of these Nicollette Sheridan bikini pictures (because that's just not possible being the young, strapping young man that I am today) but I do recognize that they've been all over the place lately. However, I thought it was pretty hilarious that Michael Bolton (yes, the "no talent ass clown" himself) is dry-humping Nicollette like the fiesty little dog he is right on the beach and I couldn't pass up the chance to share it with all of you good people out there. Ahh, love, it's a wonderful thing. Especially between old, washed up celebrities, isn't it?
I wonder how Michael got such a delicious little cougar like Nicollette, though. She's pretty hot for an old chick and he's... well... he's Michael Bolton. Everyone knows that Michael and his songs are pretty ridiculous. But, then again, I'm sure they were out somewhere having a few cocktails at some bar when Michael suddenly burst out into an a cappella version of "When a Man Loves a Woman" and that was it... she was hooked. She couldn't get enough Bolton. Apparently, they dated a while back, then Nicollette was engaged to some Swedish guy, and after that fell through she went running back to Big Mike. Either way, no matter how it happened, Nicollette was all over Michael like a wild cougar fiending over wounded prey on the tiny Caribbean island of St. Bart's this weekend. Enjoy, kids.
