Paris Hilton and K-Fed Spent the Night Together?

Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline

Rumor has it that Paris Hilton and K-Fed got it on last night! People Magazine reports:

The unlikely duo of Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton caused heads to turn in Las Vegas over the pre-New Year's weekend.On Sunday, the duo partied together for the second night running. Both were in town to host separate New Year's Eve parties – hers at LAX, his at Tangerine – but each name attraction started celebrating early, hitting LAX on Saturday and Pure Nightclub on Sunday. A source close to Federline told PEOPLE that the two hung out in Hilton's room Saturday after leaving the club."

If this is true, this may be the last straw. The world itself may actually fall apart and the turn into the year 2008 may mark a dark day in history. However, as close of a call this may have been, PageSix.com indicates that there may still be hope yet! PageSix.com reports:

“Paris whispered some pretty sweet and enticing words in Kevin's ear,” a Federline family insider told PageSix.com. “She basically asked him where he was staying and if he wanted to visit her in her own suite.” According to the source, Kevin passed, but he said, “It will not be so easy to deny her next time.”"

Wow. So, K-Fed denied Paris! That's when you know your stock in the world of skankhood is falling... when Kevin Federline turns down a night of romance with you! That's unbelievable! When a wannabe rapper with a mohawk who happens to be the father of Britney Spears' only two children turns you down, you know that you've hit the bottom of the bottom! But, if I know Paris... and I feel like I do (probably because I've seen her naked)... it won't be long before she's back on top. One more sex-tape and she'll be the queen of the celebrity skank kingdom once again. And, what better than a nice New Year's Eve night to get your status back, right Paris? So, I'm gonna give it a few days before I start saying she's not what she used to be, if you know what I mean. ZING!

Anyway, here's Paris and K-Fed getting their groove on at PURE nightclub in Vegas last night. Enjoy, kids.

12.31.07 at 10:15:21 AM