Where's a girl to turn for help when she finds herself pregnant at only 16-years-old? Well, if you're Jamie Lynn Spears, you can lean on Kevin Federline! Ahh, who better to lean on than a failed rapper living a life of celebrity and comfort simply because he's collecting obscene amounts of child support each month from his lunatic ex-wife, Britney Spears. Umm, no one is better to lean on. Obviously. It just is what it is. Specifically, OK! Magazine reports:
Aww that's cute. I bet Jamie Lynn and K-Fed talk about their problems in their love lives while hanging out in a little slumber party braiding each other's hair. After all, K-Fed always looked his best in corn-rows. Maybe he'll grow his hair out and bring them back! Plus, it's basically good business on K-Fed's part to stay close to Jamie Lynn. I mean, once the little kids get too old for Britney's child support money, the guy's gotta have a back-up plan... and I'm wondering if there's a better option than marrying Jamie Lynn in the future! So, basically, all of this is just K-Fed simply being the sly dog that he is. Perhaps I've underestimated his intelligence. Don't let the baggy jeans and the flat-brimmed hat fool you... this guy's a genius in disguise!
