Yea, so just in case you were wondering how Nicollette Sheridan and her absolute hunk of a man, Michael Bolton, brought in the new year... here they are in their little swimsuits yesterday starting off a nice fresh nice year together. They read books together while Nicollette would sporadically get up and frolic in the sand like the wild cougar that she is, while Big Mike sat there and wondered what it was that he had done in his life to score such a hot old chick. Then, he simply looked down at his sexy-man body, grinned, pointed to his bare man-chest and said to himself... that's why baby... that's why!
Okay, maybe that last part didn't happen. And I do realize that Nicollette's bikini footprints have been all over this site throughout the past few days. But hey, I like hot old chicks, what can I say? You know, I think Nicollette and Michael should seriously consider staying in that Caribbean island of St. Bart's for the rest of their lives. That way, the whole world can have pictures of Nicollette in a bikini constantly at their disposal and no American will ever have to listen to Bolton performing "When a Man Loves a Woman" if he or she doesn't want as long as we live. Basically, I think this may be the biggest win-win in American history. I say they do it. The world would be a better place for it, really.
Anyway, that's enough of me for now. Enjoy the Nicollette I have provided you with.
